Today I am launching my Eureka Watt prize, an award that I will hand out every month to the “brightest” Canadians. Eureka Watts range from a scale of 250 Eureka Watts to 0 measured on the Eureka Wattmeter.

The first recipient of the Eureka Watt prize is none other than the Prime Minister of Canada, Stephen Harper. He has shone by his lack of transparency and his relentless disinformation regarding Canada’s role in torture of transferred Afghan detainees. For this reason Mr. Harper deserves 0 Eureka Watts.